What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 12:26
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
Is it just me, or do we all hate Sasuke from Naruto?
Dr No
-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What was your wildest experience as a lesbian?
You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What are some photos of female sexual organs?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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